Goodbye, David

David Beckham played his last game ever as a professional footballer yesterday for Paris St-Germain.

The club even made him captain for the night, an event which was full of man-tears, customized boots, and uncharacteristically mussed hair.

If you need her, Mocha will be crying in the corner holding her 2002 World Cup England jersey (number 7, naturally) and softly humming this: