Goodbye, David

David Beckham played his last game ever as a professional footballer yesterday for Paris St-Germain.

The club even made him captain for the night, an event which was full of man-tears, customized boots, and uncharacteristically mussed hair.

If you need her, Mocha will be crying in the corner holding her 2002 World Cup England jersey (number 7, naturally) and softly humming this:

We... uh... Sorry, What Was That?

We're sorry, are we supposed to be typing actual words right now? Because this happened:

THIS. 

HAPPENED.

(That is all.)

David Beckham is a Flawless Human Being

This applies to all aspects of the word.

1. Flawless Sportsman: His last game for the LA Galaxy ended with a second consecutive MLS Cup win for the club.

2. Flawless Philanthropist: He's now with Paris St-Germain for 5 months. And he's donating his entire salary to a children's charity.

3. Flawless Investment: Sales of his shirt and boots have already made PSG £1 billion. And the club stands to make about £15 million for the time Beckham is with them.

4. Flawless Physical Specimen: He just made a new commercial with Guy Richie for his bodywear line at H&M. We don't care if he had a "butt double" or not. JUST WATCH THIS:

Our conclusion? 

LITERALLY FLAWLESS.