Grand Theft Auto: Westeros

Have you ever wondered what "Game of Thrones" would be like if it took place in the 80's/90's?

Well, if you haven't, artist Mike Wrobel has, and his art is a crazy look into a neon-hued Westeros clad in oversized-clothing. You have to check it out here and here.

GOAT?

Last week, Rafa Nadal continued making history at the French Open by winning the tournament for the eighth time. He managed this after coming off a 7 month break from the game, due to knee injuries.

The Spanish Stallion also continues to give Roger Federer, cardigan enthusiast and certified DILF (is our bias showing?) a run for his GOAT title (Greatest of All Time). While the Swiss Maestro holds a commanding lead in Grand Slam titles over his Iberian adversary, Nadal has bested Federer 20-10 while playing head-to-head.

While debates over who is the GOAT (lol) continue, one thing is certain. Nadal definitely has Federer bested in the grunt face category.

This article carries on Buzzfeed's tradition on focusing on the important aspects of Nadal's career.

Keep fighting the good fight, Buzzfeed.

Goodbye, David

David Beckham played his last game ever as a professional footballer yesterday for Paris St-Germain.

The club even made him captain for the night, an event which was full of man-tears, customized boots, and uncharacteristically mussed hair.

If you need her, Mocha will be crying in the corner holding her 2002 World Cup England jersey (number 7, naturally) and softly humming this:

We... uh... Sorry, What Was That?

We're sorry, are we supposed to be typing actual words right now? Because this happened:

THIS. 

HAPPENED.

(That is all.)

David Beckham is a Flawless Human Being

This applies to all aspects of the word.

1. Flawless Sportsman: His last game for the LA Galaxy ended with a second consecutive MLS Cup win for the club.

2. Flawless Philanthropist: He's now with Paris St-Germain for 5 months. And he's donating his entire salary to a children's charity.

3. Flawless Investment: Sales of his shirt and boots have already made PSG £1 billion. And the club stands to make about £15 million for the time Beckham is with them.

4. Flawless Physical Specimen: He just made a new commercial with Guy Richie for his bodywear line at H&M. We don't care if he had a "butt double" or not. JUST WATCH THIS:

Our conclusion? 

LITERALLY FLAWLESS.

Fernando Torres Cuts His Hair

For those of you that don't know us, we enjoy watching football. We also enjoy watching beautiful people play football. Fernando Torres is one of those people. 

We have a love/hate relationship with him (Mocha is especially torn.) He is beautiful. When he played at Liverpool (YNWA), he could do no wrong. The golden boy. El Niño. 

Then... he moved to Chelsea (vomit.) Since Chelsea is the antithesis of all that is right and good in football, we couldn't bear to watch him anymore. But we still love him. He makes our heart ache in this beautiful delicious way that we could probably channel to write some amazingly bad poetry.

Kickette has dubbed Torres "the Samson of the EPL", and they're right. When his hair is long and blond and flowing, life is good. Goals are scored. When he cuts his hair, things aren't quite so peachy. If he dyes it brown, that's asking for trouble.

So yesterday we discover that HE'S BUZZED IT ALL OFF. 

May the gods have mercy on our souls.

Can't pinpoint exactly who he reminds us of now, but it's definitely not his usual, wondrous blond self: