Friday 1 March 2013

We All Just Missed Out on the Cruise of the Century

Seriously, you guys. 

We all just missed the opportunity to take a cruise to the Bahamas with this man, and all the 90's glory he entails:



The "Mark McGrath and Friends" cruise was set to take place this October. The lineup was mind-blowing. Just take a look:



It reads like a Hinterland's Who's Who of "Rick Dee's and the Weekly Top 40" circa the best decade of your life

And the "special acoustic performances"? Apparently if your name is Ed and you were in a band that was popular in the 90's, you can no longer afford any music equipment except a pair of spoons, a bucket, and a comb with some wax paper over it. 

But before the masses could even begin to think about drunkenly slurring out the chorus to "Sex and Candy" in a roomful of people doing the same, the cruise was cancelled.

Let us hang up our candy necklaces, fold our Adidas tear-away track pants, and pour out a little Blue Raspberry Gatorade for what might have been.




Full soundtrack to your mindful reflections under the cut (and really, just an excuse to post these songs because OH MY GOD, THESE SONGS.)

Smash Mouth:




Gin Blossoms:



Vertical Horizon:



Marcy Playground:



The Verve Pipe:



Spin Doctors:



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